This is probably too long, but I feel like writing, so read however much you would like to.
I’m David Alexander Devenport.
I was born January 4th, 1999 at 3:52 PM. I weighed 9 pounds 2 ounces.
I am right handed but write with my left when I can. I am trying to become ambidextrous.
People tell me that I have an old soul, but my mom says that I am too childish for that.
I am considering changing my last name to Davenport because that is how everybody spells it already. That would upset my family, though.
Whenever I tell my brothers to stop doing something annoying, my dad tells me to stop being “Father David.” I can’t help it. My initials spell dad.
My middle name is Alexander. I grew up thinking it was after Alexander the Great, so I thought I had the name of kings. My mom told me the other day that it is after Alexander Hamilton and I don’t know how I feel about that.
People call me Dave, but I don’t like that because that name makes me think of a balding middle-aged man with a beer belly.
I am a Capricorn, but all the tests online say that my personality is a Libra, so whenever I see a horoscope thing I look at both and choose the one that I like more.
When I turn 18 I am going to get the tattoo that Phoebe Buffay has, but I am scared I will get Hepatitis from the needle.
I am worried that nobody will know when it’s my birthday, so I’ll go home and watch Netflix and be sad.
Some family members talk about how evil atheists are, and even though I am agnostic, not an atheist, it still hurts me.
I will probably have to hide my sexuality from half of my extended family for the rest of my life.
I have a disease called Hashimoto’s disease when my body attacks itself. Because of this, I can’t eat gluten and I am always tired, depressed and cold. This is genetic along with a couple other things I have, so I am planning on adopting all my kids.
I have lost 85 pounds, but I still feel fat.
I am irritated by half of the people that I meet and the other half is irritated by me.
I feel rebellious because I go to the puppy barn and hold the puppies even though I’m not 18 yet.
I have never seen Harry Potter or Star Wars and I don’t really want to.
I am on the Hope Squad, but I have missed the meetings for this term, so I feel like I should be kicked off of it.
Half of my top ten favorite movies are Disney and the other half are movies that everybody else hates.
Buzzfeed distracts me from my homework, but it’s okay if I fail all my classes as long as I know what type of chair I am.
The last time that I went to the zoo I cried because the animals were so miserable.
My top five favorite places are San Francisco, Disneyland, China, Colter Bay and my bed.
I probably won’t post something about my heart because my heart feels exhausted atm.
I want to talk to people whose blogs I have loved, but the word hi can’t seem to get past my closed throat. Strike up a conversation with me because I probably can’t.
When I like a song, I will listen to it on repeat until I can’t stand it.
I had my whole life planned out but when I had to choose my major on college applications I started doubting everything, so now I have five different careers I am trying to decide from. Those are a psychiatrist, a veterinarian, an industrial designer, an interaction designer and a video game designer.
I hate it when people say “that’s so gay” or faggot.
I feel like I annoy everybody, but they are too nice to say something, so I kind of just drift away so they don’t have to deal with me.
I spend my Friday nights at home distracting myself from the fact that everybody else is out with friends.
Even though I can’t have gluten, I work at a doughnut shop and have to get up on 6 every Saturday. I was in the accelerated class at school in 5th and 6th grade and was cooler then than I am now.
I was in the accelerated class at school in 5th and 6th grade and was cooler then than I am now.
When I was nine we had to move into my grandparents’ basement after my parents got a divorce. I was upset, but my mom said it was there or the homeless shelter.
Growing up I would spend my time at a creek near my house catching garter snakes. Then one bit me and now I scream whenever I see a snake.
I miss the days when I could sit on the couch and watch Hannah Montana and Zack and Cody and not have to worry about how I will pay for college.
Most of the time during lunch I will go and work on ceramics or walk around the halls pretending that I have somewhere that I am going.
When I was younger I had lots of ear problems so I don’t hear well now.
In fourth grade, I read all of the Twilight books, and people made fun of me.
I got tested for allergies and am allergic to 33 out of the 60 things that they tested for. The lady told me that weeds and trees are not my friends.
I have gone through a lot of therapists. The last one thought that I had a learning disability because I didn’t talk very much. I was just really shy.
I hate when I put an emoji and a website changes what it looks like. 🙁
I have more followers on Pinterest than Instagram which I think is impressive because they are following me for me instead of follow for follow crap.
Everybody keeps telling me to get my drivers license, but driving terrifies me and my learners permit just expired.
In my mind, I swear like a sailor, but I never swear out loud because I don’t want to offend somebody.
If I go to a superhero movie you can pretty much count on me falling asleep.
Tap water gives me anxiety, but I don’t want to ruin the environment with bottled water.
I was at the store the other day and saw a big, long Christmas bone for a dog. I thought of how funny it would be to see my dog walking around with it. Then I remembered that he died on the second day of school. He had to live with my grandparents because we don’t have a fenced backyard and he would run away into the mountains.
I have been sick for most of this term, so I will probably fail half of my classes and that is making me feel like giving up on not just school, but life.
I would like to say that I will continue to post on here. I might for a little while, but honestly, I will probably get tired and stop posting. I will try to, though, even if nobody reads these blogs anymore.